Monday, September 17, 2007

Is It Illegal To Own A Platypus

The Luna Park dell'Ammore

She writes MA:
but is so true that love is for ages? It seems to me to see people confused wandering in search of someone but do not know who and how, and then caught the first that are just more decent than others, or so he likes, regardless of age. Then it is true that the more we go forward and the market is shrinking, but it seems to me it's all just one big mess as the dating game and after all is only a matter of luck.


well-known fact, love is a carousel.
carousel which is a matter of taste or inclination, as many attractions of the amusement park are suitable to represent metaphors for different aspects of romantic relationships.
the bumper cars, the roller coaster, the dartboard, the mirror maze, fishing for ducks. not infrequently, the witches' house. (Exercise for the audience at home: check the correspondence of mental jousting with the appropriate metaphor)

personally prefer the calcinculo.

if many males like to go ride for the fun of going there, the females often particularly interested in winning the prize. ride on some make dozens of laps in vain, there are those who won the award for the first time. many fall by the tournament as soon as they won the prize, hoping to preserve forever the simple inaction. big mistake. the most serene not even know that there is a prize (And maybe they are right and there is no truth in the Award).

what is the prize? it is a stable relationship with a man for the girls, a stable relationship with a woman, for the few males who have this absurd ball (it's known that the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, the words "woman" and "stable "can be approached in the same sentence only if they produce a consistent product, which means that a man can have a crazy relationship with an attractive female psychodramatic thirty, or a happy relationship with a pair of hairy blacksmith brembana val). demonstrating the relationship between man and man, woman / woman, and multiples of three is left to the reader as simple exercise.

Prize is still far from being a constant problem, no one can distinguish clearly enough variation dependent on age and, of course, gender.
with hypothetical examples of the various press statements issued in respect of the improvement friend, the object is precisely the prize.

woman, 20 years "is sexy"
woman, 30 years, "is sweet without be a loser "
woman, 40 years," has a very good job "( the word" work "is pronounced peh-sti-NDIO, ed )
woman, 50 years," is single "
woman, 60 years: "is full of energy"
woman, 70 years: "just a bit 'of Viagra and is full of energy"
woman, 80 years "is a great conversationalist"
woman, 90 years, "My broth is too hot"

man, 20 years, "is a nice pussy "
man, 30 years" is a nice pussy "
man, 40 years" is a nice pussy "
man, 50 years" is a nice pussy "
man, 60 years" is a beautiful pussy "
man, 70 years" is a nice pussy "
man, 80 years" is a nice pussy "
man, 90 years," as you said? talk to me? or was I talking to you? not I find my prostate "

warning: as always happens when you discard a package, the Prize could soon be a great catch. good luck. I
in doubt, I do another round (I still have three euro). I

Wednesday, September 5, 2007

I Forgot My Combination To My Lock



SC writes:
Doctor, I am a girl attractive and friendly, full of interest, but single. Again. The next I want is the right one, but then I ask already, and if it ends again? So I am asking the question a thousand million: there is eternal love? How do I find it?

not believe in love forever: sooner or later at least one of them dies.

but you can try to limit the damage, and hold on to your partner that you may, if it's worth it and if you know it. pairs are born in high school who have become old together. perhaps not a fifteen-called "love" the fact of their relationship habits and silences and affection, but I honestly would put us signature. when I'm old, that is. Well, even now as I disdain a good pasta in broth.

then you can. is possible. but it is mainly a question of Job, tenacity, of course, toads swallowed, I was skipping. I do not think it's a question of forfeiture of feeling, or reluctantly, or individual crisis: it is trivially thirty, forty years together and are luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunghi noiooooooooooooooosi. personally I think it's best not to delude themselves and be adequately fatalistic, perhaps through their fingers crossed.

what to see, sc dear, there are several schools of thought that women have just try to summarize:

- the school of Diogenes: going out with someone, spend a couple of nights out, then begin to consider, fantasizing about how you may or may not be imagining the altar with him, considering whether it would be a good father ("but we hope that the nose take it from me!"), who knows if he takes me to the sea or so ago stories because I know how to convince ... inevitably ends up that no, maybe not good, and so the next in search of the perfect man, that there is, of course. and however you build a good relationship, not just mentally projecting the two characters in the future.

- vocational school: try as much as possible, consistent with their sleep patterns and trying not to spend (too) for whores in the ridiculous belief that "when it reaches the right feel." yes, the bells. the problem is that too many knockers then try some male sane thing sounds cracked, and even run away.

- the school of the oyster: clinging to a rock and do not let go more. again. whatever happens. even though he is the worst crap. even if he wants to leave (in these cases, a cold beer and a blowjob swallow worth a thousand words). even though the judge said you must be at least six hundred yards away from him.

course none of these options work. So pull forward and see that it happens. if you leave, amen. if not, cheers. but not necessarily be the same man all my life is better (for your mom definitely yes, though). I

Monday, July 16, 2007

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Eternal Love Fellatio Cunnilingus

MN writes: Dear Doctor
,
what is cunnilingus?

as wearing a diving mask, but it's more fun. I

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MN writes: Dear Doctor
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what is fellatio?

the best ice cream in the world. I

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Rogers Caller Id Block

The angle of unnecessary medical arrogance

CT writes: Dear Dr.
,
I find myself these days to suffer from a light beer, whiskey gastritis due to smoke cock and eat in congenital stress. They are devoid of Maalox - do not use it ever - and who want to go to the pharmacy which has the duty that is far away and meeting the blacks that are not seen even at night.
Giro looking for internet home remedies for gastritis, since they do not have a dick to do, and I find this great page on Ayurvedic home remedies, which, along with information that the advanced Indian medicine does not call gastritis, but Urdhavaga Amlapitta (which gives me a tone: - Hey, how are you? want a beer? "No, look, in 'sti days I have a bit' of amlapitta, do next time), I drink plenty of sage advice of liquids, especially lemon juice mixed with a teaspoon of salt or eat ginger and salt .
Now, I know a ginger cock, but if you give (a lot) of lemon juice and salt to one who suffers from gastritis, sentenced him to a horrible death for penetrating ulcer and peritonitis.
My questions are therefore two: How do I
, or high, to let me pass this annoying disorder that prevents me from getting drunk like a fool especially now that my roommate bought an inviting bowl of Laphroaig?
What keeps the whole modern society in a fence to collect all the followers and proponents of Ayurveda, Prana therapy, homeopathy, tantra, yoga, new age, which t'annega Belin, meditation and traditional medicine in general, then line up to a joyful re-opening of the camps Dachau and Treblinka?

late June, in the hope that the situation today is better mental and physical. is not difficult to find a pharmacy willing and pass himself off the Maalox white box under the counter or, alternatively, the yellow one that is available for sale. with regard to home remedies, the above page is a supreme example of why the Internet should be closed by insertion into the ridges of fleshy filaments crushed ayurveda doctors and homeopaths. if it is true that drinking lots of water (natural) to relieve heartburn gastritis due to simple dilution of the acid juices, instead drink fruit juice or even lemon juice can cause such pain to take extreme as self-cannibalism. The walk is also a remedy is absolutely ridiculous, because it obtains only two effects: to reduce the digestive metabolism (too late), and led, on the contrary, that the stomach walls are not able to react spontaneously to gastritis, and the drainage of the intestinal In these cases, creates fertile ground for an ulcer. a trivial - and better - home remedy for the next time, and a glass of water with a heaping tablespoon of baking: in that case immediately after it will be necessary to avoid formal social occasions as such remedy promotes belching of effusive. She writes

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Anyone Order Wedding Flowers Online?

tight corsets and superstructure

SM:
Dear Doctor, I explain
now my unfortunate situation, hoping for your advice.
For many years I lived in the light of Christ with no other desire. How many emotions! The bells, the joyous conviviality of Sunday, the daily rising of the spirit, the freshness of the oratory, the private meeting with the Father and the Son ... what more could you ask for?
But for some time, the evil has begun to lap like a slimy reptile.
I get attention from men and it turns me on. Instead of making efforts for their evangelization, indecent entertain conversations with them. Sometimes I talked to them Sweat and sport. I'm ashamed of my family and I feel the dark force of desire, especially when to fish for charity. In a moment of unforgivable lust, I ended up giving a kiss on the cheek to any of them without having first received the blessing of Christ in the sacrament of marriage! Every time I think I understand what they have to try at the bottom of their hearts to these poor lost women on the streets of the night. But I'm not even a child or a sick father to maintain, as it surely all of them.
Doctor, you tell me what do I do? How do I find my way and be free from temptation and torment? A subscription to Family Christian might be helpful? Should I do penance? It 's still possible for me to leave? Thank
attention.

basic needs of man, like any other animal, are three: eat, sleep, reproduce. Unfortunately, humans can not satisfy all three needs simultaneously (although many women can have sex while asleep or almost) and this causes frustration that the man addressed, not mad, to the outside. this desire completely useless to know and understand the phenomena of the world, without having the necessary resources, has led him to form superstructures by definition unknowable to explain everything that was incomprehensible.

inevitably, over time, the comic invention of figures immense supernatural powers and has led to centralization of a great power in the hands of a few people. when these - very soon - they realized they could with keep it at bay and manipulate the populace religions were born, and unfortunately we have lost all the fun aspects such as the worship of fire, the existence of the funny-looking and collective rituals on virgins.

the contrary, the religious leaders have understood the disruptive social sex (free, casual, community, irrespective of gender and number, not limited to humans nor to inanimate objects, on the beach in the fishing shack) and have agreed to regulate it, locking the cage of marriage and often breaking the wings of imagination, in one fell swoop canceling hundreds of centuries of experimentation of all possible orifices.

when this happened, in different ways but basically all over the world, was initiated a historical absurdity, that the predominance of a self-built structure led to a need to fill a basic need. so it is understandable and not a rare timid and modest attitude toward sex, often associated with a social shame. 're growing up, my dear sm, and the woman in you that is overwhelmingly apparent. You can tie it, hold it, hold it in corsets increasingly cramped, but then you always expect a tougher fight will continue until old age, and is not at all certain that your will autocastrante absurd to have the upper hand. on the contrary, perhaps you should understand that the satisfaction of the drives that you press in fact is a much more natural of the host that the priest will support slippery on the tongue.

if you want to try to get out, leaning against me with confidence: I will help you open up your portal to the world of love, holding hands cupped your ruddy shyness, and you can drive right into the darkest caverns of your my swollen heart desire for completeness. She writes

Monday, May 14, 2007

Meat Hand Grinder Recommendation

funny dissection of the issues related to the human condition in its perennial yearning

HC:
doctor, how do I achieve happiness?

you have to run much, much faster than that. I

Monday, May 7, 2007

Frustration Card Game 13 Steps

Self stumbling

MB writes:
dr.spocchia friendly,
are tormented by doubt and I hope that terrible in his infinite wisdom can take a new look on this unfortunate affair will go just now to tell just now.
years ago I had a relationship with a guy who seemed to be the man of my life: good friends for years, then engaged for 4, for a while 'living together also, so many threads but never a fight, perfect sexual understanding, various adorable parentame ("laws" included). asked me to marry him and I only answer I ran away with another man, crazy, very aware of making a crap. a few months later I learn that he has a new relationship and I retreat in good order, surrendered before the evidence that even if he was my great desire to go back to him sad to repair the badly (and was) I had lost the 'moment (at least for me and my principles of which he'll break free - maybe). years have passed since that day and looking back still hurts. He now lives with the chick and their relationship seems channeled on a binary basis.
how I know? all this time (5 years) we felt and often encountered. Oh God, "frequently" is a buzzword, we say that we felt sms for various birthdays / holidays, and we saw three or four times to eat together, since we parted without rancor.
now, after so long, he starts sending me messages when I wrote that longing for us, insists on seeing me more often and begins to wonder (and wonder) why did our story is over, leaving me to understand that it is greatly disappointed. in recent months we have seen more often than we've ever done in the last five years (and no, there was never even a kiss), and I do not understand, and I'm confused. I'm bad every time I see him every time I think about it, torn between hope that we can get back together and the clear knowledge that he will not let anything, even if only out of habit. I would not say easy game, given the premises, but an attempt to seduce him and make him come back to me I feel it should be done, I am tempted, but I can not. out of fear? maybe. I reply that I do
first of all honesty: I seem to deceive him and cause him to make a choice not having clear ideas, which in the long course, I will backfire.
sooner or later find the courage to face it and ask questions to eye, but in the meantime I ask her opinion.

the Manual of Good Relations fucked, page 63, states:

[...] to that point ( it comes to the decision to make a leap forward: cohabitation / marriage / production children / purchase of an electric ice cream maker, NDDS) , after years of effort, commitment, sacrifice and renunciation, even rewarded with an intense and rewarding relationship, the panic will take hold of you encouraging you to make one or more of the following crap:
- buy a bike
flashy and expensive - make a piercing or a tattoo around his penis to the vagina
- get drunk and copulate with strangers
- vote for Clemente Mastella
- call one or more former partners to see how the situation
-
start taking drugs - drugs
stop - going on a trip to Morocco to discover yourself (and during the holiday to one or more of the previous crap).

all these are just a skin rash of a much deeper malaise, often unconscious. instead of doing the only right thing, that is to stop and reflect, discuss their concerns with trusted friends, putting on the back from partner dish ideas and feelings, to revise or delay projects or gettarcisi headlong following a wonderful outlet of unconsciousness, is looking for a way out irrational and potentially harmful.

points in each list has a much stronger impact on the report. depends on countless factors, obviously who you are and who the partners. he or she could accept a small header post adolescent or a change limited to a narrow field of your being, and perhaps more difficult to forgive if you could open an amateur video porn site where the protagonists are you, the entire national rugby, especially with a Great Dane and a pole of the bus.

but what are the reasons for these headers? simplifying, the terror of being wrong, to take a step too far, not being ready, being in prison. everyone responds to this scents anxiety in its own way: there are those who do the shit just to prove to himself that he is still quite young, free, independent and daring to do it, there are those who try to build a possible escape route , there are those who unconsciously seeks to destroy their relationship, some people will not sustain the pressure, takes the ball and runs away.

is a wonderful and terrible symmetry in the tale of mb
first is that she, perhaps too quickly submerged by a cascade of responsibility incoming clings to the first train that seems different, fascinating and daring, the exact opposite of stability that was being built. the header, however, becomes a real escape and the previous report can not but collapse.
today, years later, is that he is building something with someone else. I have a bet each (about 37 €) that are located near an important crossroads, point to cohabitation or marriage. then he call one (one?) his ex, renews friendly contacts, meets her. the implication is unavoidable: for this he needs, to compare the new with the old, to hypothesize, to explore the opportunities. and last but not least, to gratify the checking if his ego is still there.
in truth there is also a possibility that is completely legitimate aspiration: permanently close a wound that, dear mb, you're the one to open the door. give themselves more safely without regret. throw in his adventure without a doubt that he chose the wrong woman.

which of these, I can not know.
MA, MB, you also have the scars. seeks to ensure that your sense of guilt against him and of yourself will not prevail: it is important not to repeat the same or symmetrical, the same shit (but invent new crap every day). She writes

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Nordic Track Repair Columbus

Dowsing emotional and metaphorical Examination of mothers

NN:
Dear Doctor, a careful
market survey conducted by me and my pool of friends we have found that is no longer a man who is not a cagasotto. We start dating, you see, it's fine. Yet the report does not take off, even after six months, a year or two. Living together seems unattainable, let alone marriage. Thirty
home to his parents, pampered by their mothers, without fixed costs, even with the allowance that is added to their salary: they have no reason to leave. Yet to us it is not enough, we would like more, for some absurd reason we love those debauched and would like to do the infamous leap. That does not come. And that's not coming, inevitably leads to damage of the report.
How many stories have been through this? Between me and my closest friends, an impressive number. All the same, all wrong, all the cast of the upcoming adventure.
The final question is a perplexing banality, but a man who is willing to put up for family I do not say, but at least the house, still exist?

thousands and thousands of years ago, in prehistoric times, the man had three daily concerns:
1) eating, which meant to kill with bare hands or near large aninimali violent, vicious and generally unsociable
2) find a corner safe place to rest and sleep
3) trumpet.
the third point was by far the least problematic, given that - at the time - females did not have fangs as sharp as the saber-toothed tigers, they had huge horns like the rhinoceros, at least in appearance, and often not even the size of the bison.
understand that control a female and get her to share the bed was ridiculous for a company who had survived an entire day outdoors. In addition, at that time women were also far fewer claims: other nickel-free necklaces and stuffed with emeralds, a touch of raw meat was sufficient to ensure availability.

few years later, with the advent of religions, everything was put in its place.
clear that sex had some vague connection with pregnancy, it seemed reasonable to curb indiscriminate activity of males forcing them to mono, or as polygamy and by requiring that the couple's relationship was governed by marriage, at least officially.
not wanting to clip along at their own instincts, he began to get married soon, very soon, the men soon reached that age when the penis is transformed into a divining rod, women are not just the monthly losses suggest the need for a stable cap.
for centuries, perhaps millennia, the situation remained almost unchanged. changed the names of religions and rituals, customs and habits changed, but basically if you were not married at twenty, or at least living together in sin, you were considered an old maid or a ricchionazzo.

Finally, a few years ago was a real earthquake with the mother of invention. this metaphysical entity which for some reason had been limited to at long taken decades to pamper the male adolescents and adults making up the majority of secondary needs of the male, often - thanks to long experience - much better than they could have done any partner .
certainly lacked the detail of the sex, but is known as supply and demand tend to meet, so after a few years of buffeting and thanks to the ingenious scam of the sexual revolution, the male managed to get the full-time mom and girlfriend drunk.

However, if understandable desire to be cradled in early adulthood, much more pernicious and morbid dwelling is more than comfortable in this situation of the twenty-eight, thirty, even thirty-five. unfortunately there are men like that, even if despite your unfortunate experience, nn, I doubt that they are the majority. should be avoided like the plague, they and all their friends to the third degree.
the greatest risk is that the relationship slides up to be well represented by two rubber objects, a huge purple dildo for her, an anatomical dummy for him. She writes

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Headaches After Concussion

full risk of the phone

TZ:
on public transport it says to turn off the phone because it could interfere with pacemakers but none of us does. E ' in fact so easy to happen? What kind of consequences you can search? Who has the pacemaker moves now only in the sewers? And finally, I leave the room for the old ladies who interpret it as a risk to emphasize their senescence, and offended?

people die every day without noticing it. our distraction, our selfishness, our frantic pace of life, divided between a drink and a quickie fleeting, do not allow us to truly realize the world around us.

we are always there to organize, to hold contacts, circuit elements of the opposite sex, mainly using the phone. but while we're asking if he has to lean news "of the our mutual friend Mary, "a nod to that phone as if debauched could see, a man collapses on a bench. when my mother called to remind us of Easter lunch and we respond by snorting, a coffee cup breaks down and a lady falls back on a bar counter. combine a beer for the evening and an elderly person falls on the pavement covering the body with a white bag full of crumbs, many nasty pigeons will fast today. we go in the center, send a text message to the girl "No you know kt I would do "and somewhere out an X-ray all crumbling (which will lead to a terrible mistake.) rings, trills, beep beep, see you later, but you love me too, nice tits your friend, I'll know then at seven, Riiiiiiing, and while human beings who are falling like flies around us without even realizing it.

the mobile phone is dangerous. not only for the elderly, who after all are old shit and now that it would also die young leaving us their useless fortune. they put a life to put them aside, and we could spend less than twenty minutes. old men who claim to sit on the bus when it is clear that the favor is, however, does not give him the place: surfing standing on the bus is now the only physical activity that remained to them, poor things. and so they delude themselves appear younger and in better shape than they appear really "if this nice young man does not I gave way, it is because I believe that is a vigorous septuagenarian! ", while it is a conglomerate of parchment that stand up just because the bus is very crowded.

the mobile phone is dangerous not only for elderly, said. us, children of today, we who use the phone to each pin driven, which we send messages from one room to another, that we call each sixty times a day to see how it goes (more or less like ten minutes ago do), we are losing the taste for small batticuori when the phone was not there. the appointment center to wait for her, afraid that it may not come. the evenings to look for friends from a local to ' other, and when after six hours you find them you find that it was more fun hunting. love the phone calls made from mobile, home, taking advantage of a few minutes of distraction of the mother.

for me these were learning experiences, and in fact the memory. I wonder though if forced to add convenience to our lives are we not taking away value. She writes

Saturday, March 31, 2007

Black Linens At Wedding

Ex-veto

AF:
From tonight I decided not to have more respect for one of my closest friends tonight for the third consecutive time, has had more than friendly situations with my last ex (ie every time the last on duty for a total of three. Then vice is) knowing that it is the only thing that really makes me suffer because it is the only event that really lose the ability to rationalize and process. I consider my problem and I ask as a personal favor to save money, just for me. That they were going to rub, lemonade and fuck someone else for my own good, if not so great renunciation, 'cause I lose my health. But one, two and even three. Just
with him then, with my love. The two of them ...
But I'll kill him!

the sense of possession towards the partner is a common condition that does not define a priori wrong. However, when you pass by a moderate jealousy with delusions of control or domination to the will of SFOR in behavior rather dangerous for the health of pair and the two contenders.

be engaged, or being together, is not an honorific title for life, as with the generals or presidents. when you are not together anymore is lost (at last, it seems in many cases) any control over feelings and actions of the former and hopefully it is left free and there is free, caring, if you can keep in a drawer of memory of what good we were (often, much more than we want to convince us). in some cases it can even be friends without ambiguity.

on the other side of the scale, the friends (friends of the male discourse is perfectly similar). can control their feelings? You can leave a person free to love anyone but Tom, Dick and Harry? no. the former is often a friend of a friend, or almost. it can be easy to move from words to deeds and consoling one can justify very easily if he has rejected her, it means that most are not interested in (more true than false, however).

though in general I find that the ex-girlfriends to veto a policy is not very sensible, and often counterproductive, in your case, af, is pernicious recurrence. There is perseverance. There is perhaps intentional, or at least casually. manslaughter. three times? I find it hard to think of randomness. I do not know what you are friends: if you believe, from the benefit of the doubt, but try to clarify. According to the eye.

regarding the former: no guilt because there is no explicit (more) no strings attached. but if you want to add some saw mental, as a motive for being a friend of yours would not rule out revenge.

said this, though: it really worth it? he was no longer him, for you. Your friend is obviously a bit 'selfish. maybe "patience" is the best conclusion. She writes

Monday, March 26, 2007

Candy Canes Kidney Stones

Digestive

MS:
Many of my friends, male and female, have been stable and lasting relations. I just can not. After a bit 'of time, a few months at most, the heart stops beating as the beginning and I can not find the motivation to move forward. Yes I know it is said that at first there is the passion, then decreases and blah blah, but I do not know, I do not know are confused and prefer to cut off the end. I know that I have not written much the same situation but I would like a word of comfort.


for the comfort you turned to the wrong doctor. anyway.

love is not a matter of heart. Yes, at first, as you say, although I fear that is often confused with heart pain, or if the vagina.
much more precise, love is a matter of digestion.

(Attention: the metaphor Here are some corny. already heard. There is a reason why they are: they are too damn human.)

need to know how careful and discerning taste of the cake. you can spit a few mouthfuls, while others must be swallowed anyway.
love must be left to settle in the stomach: this applies to good things and bad things, they still require a significant period of time to settle (if a good cup of baking soda may help).
functions because the love we certainly want liver. often the simplest answer to a question unresolved or indigestible morsel is goodbye, but it is not always the best.
Finally, there is time, in the form of the intestine, to come to the rescue. nine meters long have to go and we can not always bear to keep certain symbols that long. but in the end, and pushing and resisting assimilation and decomposing, even the most horrible impaction may end up in oblivion flushing.

not always that we have taken different decisions (wise or ill), or which is not replaced by an intestinal blockage. She writes

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Anemia With Cesaerian Section

Loves The naturalness of the supernatural ghost

JM: Dear Dr.
arrogance,
some time I read his letters and increasingly appreciate 'his answers, so' I am writing to submit my problem, but I get the feeling that his answer to me Garber 'point.
Anyway. My name
JM, I spent a bit from the 30 ', but my maturity' sentimental, 'yet at the level of a teenager at first cooked, then I am writing to submit the case to my teenage love, so to' say 'ricicciato " accomplice telematics.
Throughout high school, or from 13 to 17 years (I went to school a year before), I was in love with a boy of my own school, but more 'than me for 4 years. The
him in question is obviously not worthy of a look and I liked making out with his girlfriend at the time (I hate this day, I was indeed happy to know that a few years ago the city had changed ') sitting on the ledge of a window of long corridor. While
avendoci not then never spoke, in addition to age their hormonal attraction ', I was convinced that he was just the man to me, we were bound by an affinity' elective which we could not resist, but in reality 'I was wrong. (Same error I committed a few years ago, with another one that I thought related to me by affinity 's so as not to see how high we could not tie us into a loving communion of the senses, but even then not fought nail). Returning
teenage love, the fact that I thought was the right man for me, spiced by the fact that all the efforts made by me and my network of trusted friends always failed miserably to present it, I throw 'in a sink pessimism cosmic fatigue from which I shot. Over the years, of course, I did not think more 'to him, throwing myself headlong into bankruptcy, but other stories I ever heard from him came that they saw him engaged in activities' which I confirmed in my feeling:
you ', and' the man for me (and this last sentence, my dear Doctor, the hum in the tone of the famous song by Mina).
Until ', by chance, I came across in his blog, complete with a small "contact me" and that I jumped on the chair and I thought "but it' s obvious that I write", but then I wondered, 'but' then the case? ". And what to write? And most of all for what? Of sexual intercourse? And if I discover that knowing the true actually 'I do not like, does not attract me "that way"? In order to match the intellectual? It ', but simply reports brain! We would also like to move on from time to time!
Well, I am confused.
my old age 'I should let go, the teenager and' left in me, however, wants to play. In reality, 'my fear' that shattered a dream to see me company for so long: after the fall of communism and 'always difficult to see down their myths.


loves ghost during adolescence are quite common. especially among females, to be honest. boys are more hormonal: maybe They saw it on the canalis picture, but while dreaming of his chin lay between the thighs of her companions.

the girl, however, has an almost instinctive tendency to identify a target pretty (to some royalties you can not escape, nor the opinion of friends) and then on to imagine, idealize it, shape it. strong, romantic, bloody, sweet love. longer the object of desire is far more the game is easy, better manage the construction of the ghost, the more the girl falls in love. Simon Le Bon, bonovox, then maybe robbie williams, Clemente Mastella today or something, Scamarcio?

build using a phantom model to a real person, leaving by the star, is no different. just a bit 'more difficult. just choose a guy who frequent the same environment but that is not part of the same group: bingo! a classmate in another class. maybe bigger, more mature and more inaccessible.

sure, than Simon Le Bon and everything more difficult. on the one hand there is the perception that this person is real, however for this it is perceived - often erroneously - accessible, near impossible. on the one hand you have the chance to see her in the flesh, watching her in the newspaper, on the other hand you may suffer to see that maybe has stories, frequent other girls, real life.

all this can easily lead to a strained love ghost for a much longer time than can be done with a star of music or movies. or by Clemente Mastella.

in your case, jm, so he must have formed a perfect feel it like the man in your life and feeling of being a soul mate, unconcerned that he might actually be a completely different person. the ghost has browned and is fully superimposed on the real boy, hiding it.

then, the weather turns illusions memories.

today, a part of you knows that that guy does not exist, at least not so. another part of you, Instead, he has cut out some word or gesture of the time to make a collage that matches perfectly with the fantasy that you find yourself in fifteen years after re-examined. accomplice probably randomness, intertwined with a tank but your current emotional situation.

write them, jm
at best be able to recognize the differences between him and his image. more likely, you'll want to do it again before you open your eyes. if he wishes, make good a fuck. As for you, do not expect much more, but already only get out of it would definitely be a great success.

Saturday, March 10, 2007

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I write LF: Dear Dr.
. S.,
I felt unwell due emotional problems, and that some street kids Accommodation includes living next door to me used violence in an apparently unprovoked. But since I bought the Madonna of Lourdes with details hand-painted by Franciscan monks in Jerusalem stand with gold leaf (12 cm model) all problems are solved for the best, my son has even stopped swearing and frequent the new parish. Even the company of my daughter (tabbacchino) has taken to go to booming! Thanks to the Madonna of Jerusalem and thanks to you dr. S. from me and my whole family!


suggestion is a powerful force that bends itself to the innermost depths of the human soul.

each of us see the obvious with the strength that God, the saints, the Virgin Mary, the Franciscan friars and all Compagnucci they have no value to the reality of Periblasma Gombalor, a kind and gentle way of life petoide, and yet many in our fast-paced world have accepted as a social fiction of the existence of these entities that would be funny incineration capacity if only we dared to pronounce their name with the wrong intonation, or if, say, fornication a Tuesday afternoon in the church of St. Therese, behind the central altar while the priest is involved with catechesis.
yet, surprisingly, this absurd suspension of disbelief works .

a sort of placebo effect theological everyone finds the strength to see the positive in what happened to him, gathers his forces and resumed the fight, is free from abuse in the neighborhood, does a good deed by buying a product from the third world and allowing those poor brothers to buy the bamba, convinces her boyfriend Arturo / Chantal to stop doing the crazy and convoluted to lawful marriage, repeatedly striking the wayward son with the handle of a crossbow (I remember a holiday in Gubbio) return to the right e finally decided to resume smoking, turned around in unison Whole family finances.

all well and good, but next time, lf, remember that I recently ordered "Priest of the Order of Universal Plenary of things known and unknowable, according to the will of Him who knows all, and is ch and always will be for centuries to come and for generations of tomorrow that we follow in our footsteps ground ". Therefore, in future please contact me directly instead of the competition.

Monday, March 5, 2007

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I wrote BB:
Dott.Spocchia,
are destroyed. I do not have the power to understand. The will, strength no.
The problem is to understand the relationship more difficult and not always as instinctive
the beginning of my relationship with this woman a wonderful time.
not laugh anymore.
Sex is severely diminished.
We tried toys, porn movies and allusions to games to three. Nothing.
I ask if he knows the ingredients to revive a story now in decline.
tips that can give the verve gone.

as the fever is only a symptom of the disease, so often the evolution of sex in a couple is the litmus test of unresolved issues at a different level *. Certainly, there is also the reverse: the problems inherent in purely sexual arrogance that flow with their personal relationships, but I do not think this is the case.

therefore, focus on the symptoms panaceas trying to revive the external voltage (toys, pornographic movies, squirrels rectal distributor reels) may serve only to postpone the explosion of the problem.
unfortunately diminishes the love, fades and the story ends. this happens, thankfully not always. On the other hand there is not always correct. relationships are complicated, lack of instinct, no complicity, no laughter are the symptom (again, but at another level, sentimental rather than sexual) problems of torque which frankly I can not know. perhaps you have changed or have changed the boundary conditions. maybe you have or think you may have another.

bb, if you keep this story, I believe, reinvented chatterbox, romantic, exciting, unpredictable, however fanciful or you were some time ago. try it, and investing in sentiment in the relationship rather than the sex (which in the case will come from you). at least you can hope to understand more about the curve of your history.

good luck, but if goes wrong consulates in mind that the internet is full of depressed girls looking for turgid penises.

* as the wise saying goes g., "the cock is the thermometer of love," I wrote

Thursday, February 22, 2007

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FA:

I left my boyfriend for several reasons after a fairly long and important relationship. Now the piece of shit back rivorrebbe the latest gifts that I did, including a ring which I admit I really like and I think has a discrete value, but that's not the point, the fact is that they gave me and the cocks that I give them to him.


if the objects have a value, not only commercial but also emotional, this is even more true for gifts, that have an invisible imprint of the hand that has given them to us.

this is not always pleasant: as I said a few weeks ago, some practical and sentimental revisionism tends to refuse to back everything that belonged to a closed history by destroying letters and photographs, throwing thoughts and gifts (but for some reason gifts more body almost takes them almost ), ultimately trying to erase the presence of the ex-partner from their lives. I said that to me this is terrible and self-defeating, but it is worth repeating.

the other side of the coin are those who, in some way by applying a variant of revisionism, believe that the gifts are an investment in the long term if the company fails, they believe they are entitled to a refund. or, even more petty, more or less explicitly accuse the former of having accepted the gifts with hands forked, already knowing that tomorrow you would be left.

ago dear, I am totally opposed to all this. gifts should be made (as well as received) with pure and selfless spirit, without asking anything in return except the use temporary sexual organs of others. claim restitution of objects of real or sentimental value is a bad thing and despicable, and it is unfortunate that a person - you say the same - it was important machine. politely refuses, saying that you care and that you are important memories in spite of all that has happened since, and Express to, if you believe, your anti-revisionist manifesto (and do not fall for it yourself!). She writes

Monday, February 19, 2007

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UA:
help me find the pornodipendenza trivial relationship where no intervening dwarf lesbian bdsm practice footfucking while solving the sudoku.
believes in me there is something wrong? Should I say to my fellow bed, which incidentally is My Aunt Louise, that we must stop with the extreme practices such as the swallows return to the cacti and in love simplicity?

is a trite but very true fact that the tsunami of pornographic material available online has changed people's sexuality. at least of those who access the network, of course. Until a few years ago the phenomenon was limited to static images, or videos were still lowest quality, so it was necessary to meet with the fantasy (which despite appearances rhymes with "sex").

the contrary, the sheer number and variety of oddities to be found nowadays are a boon to frustrated and repressed. unable to add sex to their imagination, try to spice with strong spices, forgetting that only a plate of flavors but lacking in substance not satiate their appetite.

therefore, dear u make an effort to identify where you are lacking in your relationship with Aunt Louise. maybe your size? maybe a tie too tight (remember that we are illegally)? maybe just a worn-out report (well with cacti, we believe that it wears out)?

rather than invent a thousand variations on the same recipe, you can always change course. She writes

Friday, February 16, 2007

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Jealousy me away

EI: Dear Dr.
.,
I am writing to my problem rather pressing. They are insanely jealous of my him, sometimes coming to mind these subplots to make me think that even a woman who wants to rape the hits. I live my reactions to these mentally unstable in the silence, harboring a fierce hatred against any woman who steals Financo the air at 5 meters. All this causes me emotional disorders leading me to buy several benches, origami or damage to persons for the sake of it (with the aid of scissors from the rounded tip).
What can I do to become a normal person? Could you got to do that I had been abducted by aliens?

yours, but in Christ, EI


jealousy is a feeling inherent in man (and woman), at least when they have established for some absurd reason that life two was preferable to random copulations wild in the undergrowth. I believe that the check result of screaming little monsters have contributed to this evolution.

woman is jealous because he fears that man, the only source of livelihood for her and her puppies, if they go somewhere else menarle female in the club head or somewhere else. the man is jealous because he is to bring sustenance to her children, and found his wife's fidelity is the only guarantee not to throw away resources growing faithless bastard offspring of matings. (Among other things, it seems that dinosaurs are extinct because they were engaged in a large multiethnic orgies with no one to procure more food. Then sometimes a t-rex is more than the other tapestries and began to smangiucchiare around the heads of Compagnucci without those, however, broke off in copula).

-day, in due proportion, the situation is the same: Sure, man is no longer the only source of income, the woman is no longer the only, hopefully, to look after children and hearth. vaglielo but to explain the genome!

however, and dear, the fact that you insist on defending the desires of other women that even a bolso pithecanthropus viveuse as a Maria De Filippi would reject with disdain is not only due to this, but to your own insecurity, probably dating to the late adolescence, deprived of innocent games with your peers to be thrown into the cauldron of demonic brute in question *, you feel grown / raised and not fear the comparison with the other women, compared to what you feel from time to time too young, too low, too flat, too gay, too witty. must realize that the only person to be jealous of is you: the other women even consider it, in fact - as you say the same - the bump on the road because they realize that even exists.

be careful also: Jealousy is the sister of asphyxiation, and if - as taught by the "filthy" by i.welsh - in small doses can be a blast, in excess leads to death. I suggest therefore detach as much as possible the question relate to your relationship with more detached eye and doing casual sex with young talkative and a bit 'vain known on the internet.

* and is a young man of 22 years and 6 years with a man is much, much more maturola jealousy is a feeling inherent in man (and woman), at least when they have established for some absurd reason that the life together was preferable to random copulations in the wild undergrowth. I believe that the check result of screaming little monsters have contributed to this evolution.
PT

Saturday, February 10, 2007

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She writes: With my
exragazza now we have left well, by mutual agreement (let's just say we had become friends more than lovers and leave out everything else). Sure, I'll see less than before and certainly there is some embarrassment, but from my point of view, everything was fine. Yet it is a bit 'of time that is hateful towards me, and I reproached gestures or conduct on which I had never had anything to say. Or put them in connection with the fact that we broke up, like "that time you told me so and so was because you knew that we would leave," and I make a tremendous effort to explain that no, I was in good faith and so on. But we suffer from a casino.


many people, male and female, when a story ends an analysis of the report, review by scrolling to practice and ending an operation called a revision sentimental.

when we leave, we are imbued with a sense of failure and emptiness (although in many cases dominated by the relief). must try to overcome that feeling, understanding why things went wrong and try to learn some vague lesson for the future. Unfortunately, for many it is easier to shear self-analysis in the bud and tie all the blame ex-partner, thereby protecting its image than themselves.

this tic memory itself is not harmless, leading to short-circuit when they emerge the best memories, that perfect weekend, dinner by candlelight, a gift well chosen, because they do not fit with the revisionism that has been prepared. did thirty, thirty-one is too easy to do: the former becomes a monster of wickedness, false and deceptive, even in those moments seemingly idyllic, who drew his sinister ulterior motives in mind the outright deception of the auditor.

when you find yourself in the show, unfortunately it is difficult to remedy and to change its mind to another. can be groped, even if you spoke to him, to overwhelm him with a string of beautiful memories, so that revisionism is not able to keep pace. but it is not guaranteed to work.

personally, I prefer to think that he was always with the right people. right at that moment, in those months, in those years, even if maybe the story is over. is a way to give the right value to people, the time is spent with them, the energies that have been invested. I find it sad, however, due to the common denominator in each report for its failure. yes, it is also a choice of selfishness, because remember its romantic past as a sequence of only negative experiences?

Tuesday, February 6, 2007

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I wrote ZB:

Now that I'm happily engaged, women continue to compete to jump into bed, however, clashing with a wall of indifference and my violent intentions of Madame B. As some of them are not properly defined as "repulsive", do you think there is a way to convince the above Madame B., companion living and bedroom, to consider the possibility of a threesome once in a while?


enthusiasm with regard to the question three, do not hide myself, as I believe most men, I have some interest in the experience. Unfortunately, the nature of mother and stepmother put a mechanism in the brain, feminine in the female single (or almost) constantly jumping from bed to bed, oblivious to the fact that the male of the moment is already occupied or not, until it finds one that does not too bad the traits and / or sexual satisfaction. At that point, the female mussel attaches itself to the rock like the proverbial memory of Verga, becoming a hydra monogamous.

in fact in many cases the idea of an experience with her husband and another woman teases her, but she abruptly withdraws from his fantasies as much more afraid of the rivalry coming up the odd man out: he thinks, in good Essentially, that can overtake him in thanks and then replace it.

so it is very difficult to accept such a situation to its usual companion, unless the opportunity presents itself, spontaneously, and her drunk enough not to have a certain quality component et lesboide. groped for words to convince her it would be useless or, if you then cascade the opportunity "random" of a 3some, even counterproductive. She writes

Sunday, February 4, 2007

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VS
dear doc, my boyfriend lost too much time on the internet, and gives me a daily dose of pea that needs

the confusion in the head and heart, mixed up hormones, boredom, overheating globe, the existence of Clemente Mastella are contributing factors in creating false targets and lose sight of the true values of life. more and more often, young men of the present day, not knowing how to choose between a cold pizza and his girlfriend. or between happiness and a renault saxo.

Internet, by its very nature amebiforme and sprawling, is not subject to classification and canonical eventually exacerbate existential unease, offering as an easy refuge for the alienated, second life for the sufferer, a hothouse of interest for the curious, for the unlimited book graphomaniac , virtual arena for the controversial, kindergarten for the playful.

for dozens of girlfriends around the world (as well as boyfriends), is the apotheosis of the drama. internet-addiction is a treatable evil perhaps, but certainly is a lacerating tear when you feel your partner's preference for a screen rather than a vagina. often talk about it is useless: vs, if your partner does not give you the pea, you take it. Unexpectedly, eagerly, hungrily. whenever needed, perhaps he'll understand.

course, until you feel it: when you have thrown in the towel, know that you will find all the peas as you want. on the Internet. She writes

Monday, January 29, 2007

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LF:
Dear Dr.
I am a girl of 18 years and I write because I have a serious dilemma that I hope you can help me solve it. It 's the first time I write a book like yours and I hope you forgive me for the thrill! From me and my boy are we doing the joys each other for some time. I had other stories in the past, though often only with a joy as I had put everything in Patricola mestesso, but oh well (I say this because you may be important!).
For one night at the pub with me and from other friends, including evenings, which is known to enjoy almost all of our friends and even some unknown if taken properly (at least someone is not true is just slander.) It is a fact that speaks
that speaks to you in the end she says that she normally reaches multigioia, that is a joy x2, x3, and sometimes laughed as combogioia From the 3 +1, because it puts things in the place where nature says they should only out.
I thought he was just making a fool with another girl and instead be told that she reaches the joy x2, and another says that his girlfriend she sometimes x2 x3. I am here because I was really braised Joy and I have to reach a Use only the appropriate bigioia that if you call so there is a reason! But above all, be was put into his head that I
multi because otherwise I do not have enough women for him and that as the word bigioia provides for at least x2.
This was in November. In December, I was hoping that gave me something of a hinted gliel'aveo breil that practically since April. But I'm not sxxxxo gioiatrice gave me a battery? And he wants me to do I put it behind
least multigioia x2, and do it for my own good! What should I do? I'm exhausted! I have to yield to her insistence? It really does for my own good?
Sorry if I ask you to keep me with the stage name but my mother knows that rejoice.
Thanks!


whatever people may say, for a woman to reach the joy is not easy and automatic as a man. On the other hand, tell me, is not even "indispensable" if a male than Gioscia must eventually carry around several pounds of scrotal sac, a female may be - related? - Friction been satisfied even if he has reached the joy.

however, many women take advantage of the non-evidence of faking his joy, a climax of uttering cries and gasps of which even Stanislavsky would be proud. in general, I love to be advised to not ever pretend joy. for man is perhaps insensitive and selfish gratification phony I did enjoy his own company, but for the caring and attentive man is good to know clearly when the joy has been reached and when not, to better understand their female and know how to adjust for the future.

joy multiple, or how you define the witty, the bigioia, is a fairly rare condition that not all women are given experiment. these are joys to come, often in short order, helped by continued stimulation and helped by the absence, in females, the refractory period in humans that causes the effect known as beans.

for multiple joys are:
- predisposition: not all women are brought multigioia to, but one in five to ten
- state of mind: surely we should not have thoughts, concerns, doubts, telephones ringing, other appointments, colleagues who knock, mothers call, other customers waiting
- stimulation varied and growing: a plunger or a clever regular lick, while continuing, often not enough to bring the joy
- additional means: If yes, pulled out a vibrator at the right time can give more that used to pepper make the jump.

ratio lf certainly seems ripe for such considerations. breil the other hand is clearly a serious gift for those who are not sure the first question output. In addition, the boy was so brave and lf the foresight to opt for a different gift, one of those you-know-it-like-and-even-know-you-want-to, which if successful crazy women.

you're ready or not for the vibrator is not something that I can know. certainly it is a different thing, if we are strange, unconventional (apparently). but there's nothing wrong with that. try it if you want, and educational purposes for the other users send us the joys of your movies (not talking about the breil). She writes

Wednesday, January 24, 2007

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AK:
is a bit 'of time that my girlfriend did strange allusions to her friend, and I have the strong impression that every time you think to organize a threesome. However, despite the cliches, to me the thing that scares me teasing. I should do?


from earliest times, man - in fact - has watched the animals during mating (especially, for obvious reasons, monkeys and earthworms, although not mixed with each other, I mean the monkey with the monkey and the worm with the worm, here), reflecting the quivering with pleasure to see all that up and down. But primitive man was a bit 'late, and spent many thousands of years to realize that he too was given the opportunity to experience the same pleasure.

for this began to mate with monkeys, and - with less success - with earthworms.

had to spend thousands of years before man understood that the companion who accompanied him in the hunt, carrying their booty, which nectar from the hair or flakes (here we are talking about is the spoil that man itself), that darned socks scrotum donkey, who looked after the fire that decorated caves with beautiful curtains, the same company, we said, could be the subject of sexual attention.
since then (we're talking about several tens of years ago) the man has never ceased to copulate (try -) with human females of all sizes and quality, trying to stick his sword a bit 'everywhere .

but in thousands of years earlier, what had happened to the females? the answer is obvious: shaking his head to the continuous neglect men, they were dedicated to love sapphic, often helped by crude mechanical devices such as . the genetic and social heritage acquired at the time handed down today, and that is why we see girls walking hand in hand down the street, while it is rare that it happens with the boys.

your partner, ak, want to return to its former glory primeval era when it was all over the country and the cheeseburger cost a thousand pounds, and is attracted by her friend. would like to get involved?
we have no certainty. the first response, certainly unwise, it would be: thrown into the pile and then returns to tell us about it!
However, I understand your fear: I would not even have to go back to watching segarmi baboon's ass.

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

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LA She writes: Dear Dr.
,
because when you're just like a dog, not the pussy shit to smear then when you find instead the shock VVER you are parked on the landing legs apart pastoring the giabana persuaded to coitus wild?


unfortunately, women are competitive animals such as the Afghan hound and when they see another woman with lust using a human-rabbit-of-cardboard can not help believing that these are a wonderful example, rare and unique, worthy, indeed, of being chased. then you bring in competition and draws on all their weapons, including looks, verbal seduction, the allusions, the smells, the pussy.

the contrary, a man / ball-mastichina, abandoned in a corner of the lawn for months and not shit from soul (if not by that friend calls him but only to be offering something to drink and steal money from his coat) , is entirely without interest, for precisely one ball mastichina abandoned in a corner of the lawn for months and no crap from a soul (if not the Filipina domestic worker one morning he accidentally kicking). She writes

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

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BM:
after twelve wonderful years Engagement and four beautiful wedding you want relentlessly malevolent force of gravity of the character you want duvuto hardening of the arteries than the increasing sladinature want to slap she recommended made my female unattractive to my eyes *
What should I do? thought to be a passenger discomfort due to the change of season?


stages you go through in life in which we deal with profound change. acceptance of aging is a critical period in which they often prefer to drape over the partner's perceptions of physical decline, attributing to her the flaws in ourselves unconsciously record.
in these cases we need to spend more closely to the aspects and long sweet love, extending the time of the preliminary and cuddle up to abandon the thought of impending death. it will not matter at that point, if only ten minutes before we disfigured with the jack: we really abandon all'ammore, provided that the nature still allows us un'accennata erection.

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