Monday, September 17, 2007

Is It Illegal To Own A Platypus

The Luna Park dell'Ammore

She writes MA:
but is so true that love is for ages? It seems to me to see people confused wandering in search of someone but do not know who and how, and then caught the first that are just more decent than others, or so he likes, regardless of age. Then it is true that the more we go forward and the market is shrinking, but it seems to me it's all just one big mess as the dating game and after all is only a matter of luck.


well-known fact, love is a carousel.
carousel which is a matter of taste or inclination, as many attractions of the amusement park are suitable to represent metaphors for different aspects of romantic relationships.
the bumper cars, the roller coaster, the dartboard, the mirror maze, fishing for ducks. not infrequently, the witches' house. (Exercise for the audience at home: check the correspondence of mental jousting with the appropriate metaphor)

personally prefer the calcinculo.

if many males like to go ride for the fun of going there, the females often particularly interested in winning the prize. ride on some make dozens of laps in vain, there are those who won the award for the first time. many fall by the tournament as soon as they won the prize, hoping to preserve forever the simple inaction. big mistake. the most serene not even know that there is a prize (And maybe they are right and there is no truth in the Award).

what is the prize? it is a stable relationship with a man for the girls, a stable relationship with a woman, for the few males who have this absurd ball (it's known that the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, the words "woman" and "stable "can be approached in the same sentence only if they produce a consistent product, which means that a man can have a crazy relationship with an attractive female psychodramatic thirty, or a happy relationship with a pair of hairy blacksmith brembana val). demonstrating the relationship between man and man, woman / woman, and multiples of three is left to the reader as simple exercise.

Prize is still far from being a constant problem, no one can distinguish clearly enough variation dependent on age and, of course, gender.
with hypothetical examples of the various press statements issued in respect of the improvement friend, the object is precisely the prize.

woman, 20 years "is sexy"
woman, 30 years, "is sweet without be a loser "
woman, 40 years," has a very good job "( the word" work "is pronounced peh-sti-NDIO, ed )
woman, 50 years," is single "
woman, 60 years: "is full of energy"
woman, 70 years: "just a bit 'of Viagra and is full of energy"
woman, 80 years "is a great conversationalist"
woman, 90 years, "My broth is too hot"

man, 20 years, "is a nice pussy "
man, 30 years" is a nice pussy "
man, 40 years" is a nice pussy "
man, 50 years" is a nice pussy "
man, 60 years" is a beautiful pussy "
man, 70 years" is a nice pussy "
man, 80 years" is a nice pussy "
man, 90 years," as you said? talk to me? or was I talking to you? not I find my prostate "

warning: as always happens when you discard a package, the Prize could soon be a great catch. good luck. I
in doubt, I do another round (I still have three euro). I

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