Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Nordic Track Repair Columbus

Dowsing emotional and metaphorical Examination of mothers

NN:
Dear Doctor, a careful
market survey conducted by me and my pool of friends we have found that is no longer a man who is not a cagasotto. We start dating, you see, it's fine. Yet the report does not take off, even after six months, a year or two. Living together seems unattainable, let alone marriage. Thirty
home to his parents, pampered by their mothers, without fixed costs, even with the allowance that is added to their salary: they have no reason to leave. Yet to us it is not enough, we would like more, for some absurd reason we love those debauched and would like to do the infamous leap. That does not come. And that's not coming, inevitably leads to damage of the report.
How many stories have been through this? Between me and my closest friends, an impressive number. All the same, all wrong, all the cast of the upcoming adventure.
The final question is a perplexing banality, but a man who is willing to put up for family I do not say, but at least the house, still exist?

thousands and thousands of years ago, in prehistoric times, the man had three daily concerns:
1) eating, which meant to kill with bare hands or near large aninimali violent, vicious and generally unsociable
2) find a corner safe place to rest and sleep
3) trumpet.
the third point was by far the least problematic, given that - at the time - females did not have fangs as sharp as the saber-toothed tigers, they had huge horns like the rhinoceros, at least in appearance, and often not even the size of the bison.
understand that control a female and get her to share the bed was ridiculous for a company who had survived an entire day outdoors. In addition, at that time women were also far fewer claims: other nickel-free necklaces and stuffed with emeralds, a touch of raw meat was sufficient to ensure availability.

few years later, with the advent of religions, everything was put in its place.
clear that sex had some vague connection with pregnancy, it seemed reasonable to curb indiscriminate activity of males forcing them to mono, or as polygamy and by requiring that the couple's relationship was governed by marriage, at least officially.
not wanting to clip along at their own instincts, he began to get married soon, very soon, the men soon reached that age when the penis is transformed into a divining rod, women are not just the monthly losses suggest the need for a stable cap.
for centuries, perhaps millennia, the situation remained almost unchanged. changed the names of religions and rituals, customs and habits changed, but basically if you were not married at twenty, or at least living together in sin, you were considered an old maid or a ricchionazzo.

Finally, a few years ago was a real earthquake with the mother of invention. this metaphysical entity which for some reason had been limited to at long taken decades to pamper the male adolescents and adults making up the majority of secondary needs of the male, often - thanks to long experience - much better than they could have done any partner .
certainly lacked the detail of the sex, but is known as supply and demand tend to meet, so after a few years of buffeting and thanks to the ingenious scam of the sexual revolution, the male managed to get the full-time mom and girlfriend drunk.

However, if understandable desire to be cradled in early adulthood, much more pernicious and morbid dwelling is more than comfortable in this situation of the twenty-eight, thirty, even thirty-five. unfortunately there are men like that, even if despite your unfortunate experience, nn, I doubt that they are the majority. should be avoided like the plague, they and all their friends to the third degree.
the greatest risk is that the relationship slides up to be well represented by two rubber objects, a huge purple dildo for her, an anatomical dummy for him. She writes

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Headaches After Concussion

full risk of the phone

TZ:
on public transport it says to turn off the phone because it could interfere with pacemakers but none of us does. E ' in fact so easy to happen? What kind of consequences you can search? Who has the pacemaker moves now only in the sewers? And finally, I leave the room for the old ladies who interpret it as a risk to emphasize their senescence, and offended?

people die every day without noticing it. our distraction, our selfishness, our frantic pace of life, divided between a drink and a quickie fleeting, do not allow us to truly realize the world around us.

we are always there to organize, to hold contacts, circuit elements of the opposite sex, mainly using the phone. but while we're asking if he has to lean news "of the our mutual friend Mary, "a nod to that phone as if debauched could see, a man collapses on a bench. when my mother called to remind us of Easter lunch and we respond by snorting, a coffee cup breaks down and a lady falls back on a bar counter. combine a beer for the evening and an elderly person falls on the pavement covering the body with a white bag full of crumbs, many nasty pigeons will fast today. we go in the center, send a text message to the girl "No you know kt I would do "and somewhere out an X-ray all crumbling (which will lead to a terrible mistake.) rings, trills, beep beep, see you later, but you love me too, nice tits your friend, I'll know then at seven, Riiiiiiing, and while human beings who are falling like flies around us without even realizing it.

the mobile phone is dangerous. not only for the elderly, who after all are old shit and now that it would also die young leaving us their useless fortune. they put a life to put them aside, and we could spend less than twenty minutes. old men who claim to sit on the bus when it is clear that the favor is, however, does not give him the place: surfing standing on the bus is now the only physical activity that remained to them, poor things. and so they delude themselves appear younger and in better shape than they appear really "if this nice young man does not I gave way, it is because I believe that is a vigorous septuagenarian! ", while it is a conglomerate of parchment that stand up just because the bus is very crowded.

the mobile phone is dangerous not only for elderly, said. us, children of today, we who use the phone to each pin driven, which we send messages from one room to another, that we call each sixty times a day to see how it goes (more or less like ten minutes ago do), we are losing the taste for small batticuori when the phone was not there. the appointment center to wait for her, afraid that it may not come. the evenings to look for friends from a local to ' other, and when after six hours you find them you find that it was more fun hunting. love the phone calls made from mobile, home, taking advantage of a few minutes of distraction of the mother.

for me these were learning experiences, and in fact the memory. I wonder though if forced to add convenience to our lives are we not taking away value. She writes